6/16/07 - The Ambulance Ride

The best thing I can say about being strapped to a gurney, stuck with an IV (that I swear was the size of a slurpee straw), and hooked up to a billion machines that make sounds implying imminent cardiac arrest is that I probably otherwise wouldn't learn things like 'stab wounds bleed 20 times more than gunshot wounds, unless its a bullet to the head and then whoa blood fest' Oh and also, Rico wouldn't have been able to operate an ambulance siren. So all in all a completely forgettable experience that I highly recommend avoiding - especially if you're someone I love or even somewhat care about.